This has thus far been my best non-corporate_pimp round.
Cash Rules Everything Around Me, but AK's totally rock the party!

As of 1300ET, 20010131:

Whores: 2119 Thugs: 2500
Condoms: 4383518 Weapons: 2500
Crack: 605000 Beer: 2500
Medicine: 2200 Low-riders: 0
Tek-9's: 0 AK-47's: 2500

Whores that have left you:0Whores stolen by you:0
Thugs that have left you:7Whores stolen from you:0
Thugs you have killed:6873Low-riders you have jacked:0
Thugs of yours now dead:1081Low-riders jacked from you:0

Here are some of my more memorable squabbles:


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Attacking victim #688 Chinwa
Equipping your 1500 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 1500 AK-47s.

Equipping Chinwa's 914 thugs with weapons..
Chinwa equipped 914 AK-47s.

You Win!

Your thugs shot 45,000 bullets.
3,600 of the bullets hit Chinwa's boyz.
You killed 300 of Chinwa's thugs in the raid
Chinwa's thugs shot 27,420 bullets.
2,194 of the bullets hit your thugs.
183 of your thugs died during the invasion.

You found nothing in house.

Your whores made $23,085 for this turn.
You are left with $21,931 after payout to whores and thugs.

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Attacking victim #688 Chinwa
You send some whores to distract Chinwa's thugs with some cool yo-yo tricks. 
Your hoes kill 18 thugs by strangulation with the under the hoochie around the neck trick.

Equipping your 1340 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 1340 AK-47s.

Equipping Chinwa's 596 thugs with weapons..
Chinwa equipped 596 AK-47s.

You Win!

Your thugs shot 40,200 bullets.
3,216 of the bullets hit Chinwa's boyz.
You killed 268 of Chinwa's thugs in the raid
Chinwa's thugs shot 17,880 bullets.
1,430 of the bullets hit your thugs.
119 of your thugs died during the invasion.

Your boyz find $0 inside a shoe box under the couch

Your whores made $20,655 for this turn.
You are left with $19,622 after payout to whores and thugs.

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Attacking victim #688 Chinwa
Equipping your 1230 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 1230 AK-47s.

Equipping Chinwa's 346 thugs with weapons..
Chinwa equipped 346 AK-47s.

You Win!

Your thugs shot 36,900 bullets.
2,952 of the bullets hit Chinwa's boyz.
You killed 246 of Chinwa's thugs in the raid
Chinwa's thugs shot 10,380 bullets.
830 of the bullets hit your thugs.
69 of your thugs died during the invasion.

C.R.E.A.M = Cash Rules Everything Around Me. Thats ME not you. 
Your thugs grabbed 1 VCR's worth $20 each but without any cash you are just a R.E.A.M

Your whores made $12,150 for this turn.
You are left with $11,543 after payout to whores and thugs.

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Attacking victim #688 Chinwa
You send some whores to distract Chinwa's thugs with some cool yo-yo tricks. 
Your hoes kill 4 thugs by strangulation with the under the hoochie around the neck trick.

Equipping your 1167 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 1167 AK-47s.

Equipping Chinwa's 96 thugs with weapons..
Chinwa equipped 96 AK-47s.

You Win!

Your thugs shot 35,010 bullets.
2,801 of the bullets hit Chinwa's boyz.
You killed 96 of Chinwa's thugs in the raid
Chinwa's thugs shot 2,880 bullets.
230 of the bullets hit your thugs.
19 of your thugs died during the invasion.

Your boyz get 1 TV's worth $20 each and $0 in cash.

Your whores made $13,365 for this turn.
You are left with $12,697 after payout to whores and thugs.

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Attacking victim #688 Chinwa
Equipping your 1154 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 1154 AK-47s.

Equipping Chinwa's 4 thugs with weapons..
Chinwa equipped 4 AK-47s.

You Win!

Your thugs shot 34,620 bullets.
2,770 of the bullets hit Chinwa's boyz.
You killed 4 of Chinwa's thugs in the raid
Chinwa's thugs shot 120 bullets.
10 of the bullets hit your thugs.
1 of your thugs died during the invasion.

Your thugs found $0 stuffed in the basement

Your whores made $20,655 for this turn.
You are left with $19,622 after payout to whores and thugs.

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Attacking victim #2125 pimpmasterflex
Your 664 alliance thugs joined your posse.
Equipping your 1966 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 1966 AK-47s.

Equipping pimpmasterflex's 2088 thugs with weapons..
pimpmasterflex equipped 2088 Tek-9s.

You Win!

Your Alliance thugs shot 664 bullets.
Your thugs shot 58,980 bullets.
4,984 of the bullets hit pimpmasterflex's boyz.
You killed 415 of pimpmasterflex's thugs in the raid
pimpmasterflex's thugs shot 20,880 bullets.
2,297 of the bullets hit your thugs.
191 of your thugs died during the invasion.

Your thugs do a thorough search of the house and find $24138.

Your whores made $24,000 for this turn.
You are left with $23,280 after payout to whores and thugs.

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Attacking victim #2125 pimpmasterflex
Your 664 alliance thugs joined your posse.
Equipping your 1822 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 1822 AK-47s.

Equipping pimpmasterflex's 1673 thugs with weapons..
pimpmasterflex equipped 1673 Tek-9s.

You Win!

Your Alliance thugs shot 664 bullets.
Your thugs shot 54,660 bullets.
4,639 of the bullets hit pimpmasterflex's boyz.
You killed 387 of pimpmasterflex's thugs in the raid
pimpmasterflex's thugs shot 16,730 bullets.
1,840 of the bullets hit your thugs.
153 of your thugs died during the invasion.


C.R.E.A.M = Cash Rules Everything Around Me. Thats ME not you. 
Your thugs grabbed 3 VCR's worth $187 each but without any cash you are just a R.E.A.M

Your whores made $31,500 for this turn.
You are left with $30,555 after payout to whores and thugs.

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Attacking victim #2125 pimpmasterflex
One of your thugs used a blueprint he download from the internet to make a pipe bomb, 
the bomb kills 39 of pimpmasterflex's thugs.

Your 664 alliance thugs joined your posse.
Equipping your 1682 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 1682 AK-47s.

Equipping pimpmasterflex's 1247 thugs with weapons..
pimpmasterflex equipped 1247 Tek-9s.

You Win!

Your Alliance thugs shot 664 bullets.
Your thugs shot 50,460 bullets.
4,303 of the bullets hit pimpmasterflex's boyz.
You killed 359 of pimpmasterflex's thugs in the raid
pimpmasterflex's thugs shot 12,470 bullets.
1,372 of the bullets hit your thugs.
114 of your thugs died during the invasion.

Your crew acted like a bunch of bitches and didn't get anything.

Your whores made $18,000 for this turn.
You are left with $17,460 after payout to whores and thugs.

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Attacking victim #2125 pimpmasterflex
Your 664 alliance thugs joined your posse.
Equipping your 1575 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 1575 AK-47s.

Equipping pimpmasterflex's 927 thugs with weapons..
pimpmasterflex equipped 927 Tek-9s.

You Win!

Your Alliance thugs shot 664 bullets.
Your thugs shot 47,250 bullets.
4,046 of the bullets hit pimpmasterflex's boyz.
You killed 337 of pimpmasterflex's thugs in the raid
pimpmasterflex's thugs shot 9,270 bullets.
1,020 of the bullets hit your thugs.
85 of your thugs died during the invasion.

Your thugs return with 2 of pimpmasterflex's TV's just in time 
for you to watch Mike Tyson bite someones ear off

Your whores made $15,000 for this turn.
You are left with $14,550 after payout to whores and thugs.

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Attacking victim #2084 9mmgat
42 of 9mmgat's thugs died of fright when your thugs busted in the house.

Your 664 alliance thugs joined your posse.
Equipping your 674 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 674 AK-47s.

Equipping 9mmgat's 1364 thugs with weapons..
9mmgat equipped 1364 Tek-9s.

You Win!

Your Alliance thugs shot 664 bullets.
Your thugs shot 20,220 bullets.
1,884 of the bullets hit 9mmgat's boyz.
You killed 157 of 9mmgat's thugs in the raid
9mmgat's thugs shot 13,640 bullets.
1,500 of the bullets hit your thugs.
125 of your thugs died during the invasion.

Your crew busted down 9mmgat door and ganked $21183 worth of dead presidents in a K-Y Jelly jar.

Your whores made $30,000 for this turn.
You are left with $28,500 after payout to whores and thugs.

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Attacking victim #2084 9mmgat
Your 664 alliance thugs joined your posse.
Equipping your 571 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 571 AK-47s.

Equipping 9mmgat's 1249 thugs with weapons..
9mmgat equipped 1249 Tek-9s.

You Win!

Your Alliance thugs shot 664 bullets.
Your thugs shot 17,130 bullets.
1,636 of the bullets hit 9mmgat's boyz.
You killed 136 of 9mmgat's thugs in the raid
9mmgat's thugs shot 12,490 bullets.
1,374 of the bullets hit your thugs.
115 of your thugs died during the invasion.


One of your thugs finds $3010 in a used sock stuffed in a cereal box.

Your whores made $27,000 for this turn.
You are left with $25,650 after payout to whores and thugs.

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Attacking victim #2084 9mmgat
The leader of your assault group started making cow noises when entering the house 
which distracted 22 of 9mmgat's thugs enough so he could kill them

Your 664 alliance thugs joined your posse.
Equipping your 468 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 468 AK-47s.

Equipping 9mmgat's 1091 thugs with weapons..
9mmgat equipped 1091 Tek-9s.

You Win!

Your Alliance thugs shot 664 bullets.
Your thugs shot 14,040 bullets.
1,389 of the bullets hit 9mmgat's boyz.
You killed 116 of 9mmgat's thugs in the raid
9mmgat's thugs shot 10,910 bullets.
1,200 of the bullets hit your thugs.
100 of your thugs died during the invasion.

Your crew acted like a bunch of bitches and didn't get anything.

Your whores made $21,000 for this turn.
You are left with $19,950 after payout to whores and thugs.

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Attacking victim #2084 9mmgat
Your thugs took out 50 of 9mmgat's homies who were passed out on the porch instead of keeping an eye out.

Your 664 alliance thugs joined your posse.
Equipping your 376 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 376 AK-47s.

Equipping 9mmgat's 947 thugs with weapons..
9mmgat equipped 947 Tek-9s.

You Win!

Your Alliance thugs shot 664 bullets.
Your thugs shot 11,280 bullets.
1,168 of the bullets hit 9mmgat's boyz.
You killed 97 of 9mmgat's thugs in the raid
9mmgat's thugs shot 9,470 bullets.
1,042 of the bullets hit your thugs.
87 of your thugs died during the invasion.

Your thugs do a thorough search of the house and find $2870.

Your whores made $21,000 for this turn.
You are left with $19,950 after payout to whores and thugs.

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Attacking victim #2125 pimpmasterflex
Your 512 alliance thugs joined your posse.
Equipping your 128 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 128 AK-47s.

Equipping pimpmasterflex's 590 thugs with weapons..
pimpmasterflex equipped 590 Tek-9s.

You Lost!

Your Alliance thugs shot 512 bullets.
Your thugs shot 3,840 bullets.
512 of the bullets hit pimpmasterflex's boyz.
You killed 43 of pimpmasterflex's thugs in the raid
pimpmasterflex's thugs shot 5,900 bullets.
649 of the bullets hit your thugs.
54 of your thugs died during the invasion.

Your thugs got beat down like bitches and came home with nothing
pimpmasterflex however got yo dead punks gold worth about 0

One of your whores got mad and left you.
One of your whores got mad and left you.
Your whores made $22,495 for this turn.
You are left with $21,370 after payout to whores and thugs.

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Attacking victim #422 NATO
Your 938 alliance thugs joined your posse.
Equipping your 3000 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 3000 AK-47s.

Equipping NATO's 2917 thugs with weapons..
NATO equipped 2904 AK-47s.

You Win!

Your Alliance thugs shot 938 bullets.
Your thugs shot 90,000 bullets.
7,575 of the bullets hit NATO's boyz.
You killed 631 of NATO's thugs in the raid
NATO's thugs shot 87,120 bullets.
6,970 of the bullets hit your thugs.
581 of your thugs died during the invasion.

Your thugs do a thorough search of the house and find $196999.

Your whores made $14,490 for this turn.
You are left with $13,766 after payout to whores and thugs.

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Attacking victim #422 NATO
Your 938 alliance thugs joined your posse.
Equipping your 2524 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 2524 AK-47s.

Equipping NATO's 2286 thugs with weapons..
NATO equipped 2286 AK-47s.

You Win!

Your Alliance thugs shot 938 bullets.
Your thugs shot 75,720 bullets.
6,433 of the bullets hit NATO's boyz.
You killed 536 of NATO's thugs in the raid
NATO's thugs shot 68,580 bullets.
5,486 of the bullets hit your thugs.
457 of your thugs died during the invasion.

Your boyz find $141743 inside a shoe box under the couch

Your whores made $16,560 for this turn.
You are left with $15,732 after payout to whores and thugs.

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Attacking victim #422 NATO
Your 938 alliance thugs joined your posse.
Equipping your 2145 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 2145 AK-47s.

Equipping NATO's 1750 thugs with weapons..
NATO equipped 1750 AK-47s.

You Win!

Your Alliance thugs shot 938 bullets.
Your thugs shot 64,350 bullets.
5,523 of the bullets hit NATO's boyz.
You killed 460 of NATO's thugs in the raid
NATO's thugs shot 52,500 bullets.
4,200 of the bullets hit your thugs.
350 of your thugs died during the invasion.

You found nothing in house.

One of your whores contracts an STD.
Your whores made $37,260 for this turn.
You are left with $35,397 after payout to whores and thugs.

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Attacking victim #422 NATO
Your 938 alliance thugs joined your posse.
Equipping your 1813 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 1813 AK-47s.

Equipping NATO's 1290 thugs with weapons..
NATO equipped 1290 AK-47s.

You Win!

Your Alliance thugs shot 938 bullets.
Your thugs shot 54,390 bullets.
4,726 of the bullets hit NATO's boyz.
You killed 394 of NATO's thugs in the raid
NATO's thugs shot 38,700 bullets.
3,096 of the bullets hit your thugs.
258 of your thugs died during the invasion.

C.R.E.A.M = Cash Rules Everything Around Me. Thats ME not you. 
Your thugs grabbed 2 VCR's worth $142 each but without any cash you are just a R.E.A.M

Your whores made $37,260 for this turn.
You are left with $35,397 after payout to whores and thugs

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Attacking victim #422 NATO
Your thugs surprised NATO's thugs while eating pizza in the kitchen and 27 choked on food and died. 
Your boys grabbed a snack while they were there

Your 938 alliance thugs joined your posse.
Equipping your 1573 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 1573 AK-47s.

Equipping NATO's 869 thugs with weapons..
NATO equipped 869 AK-47s.

You Win!

Your Alliance thugs shot 938 bullets.
Your thugs shot 47,190 bullets.
4,150 of the bullets hit NATO's boyz.
You killed 346 of NATO's thugs in the raid
NATO's thugs shot 26,070 bullets.
2,086 of the bullets hit your thugs.
174 of your thugs died during the invasion.

Your crew busted down NATO door and ganked $110338 worth of dead presidents in a K-Y Jelly jar.

Your whores made $28,980 for this turn.
You are left with $27,531 after payout to whores and thugs

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Attacking victim #422 NATO
Your 938 alliance thugs joined your posse.
Equipping your 1467 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 1467 AK-47s.

Equipping NATO's 550 thugs with weapons..
NATO equipped 550 AK-47s.

You Win!

Your Alliance thugs shot 938 bullets.
Your thugs shot 44,010 bullets.
3,896 of the bullets hit NATO's boyz.
You killed 325 of NATO's thugs in the raid
NATO's thugs shot 16,500 bullets.
1,320 of the bullets hit your thugs.
110 of your thugs died during the invasion.

Your thugs found $11826 stuffed in the basement

Your whores made $24,840 for this turn.
You are left with $23,598 after payout to whores and thugs.

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Attacking victim #422 NATO
Your 938 alliance thugs joined your posse.
Equipping your 1375 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 1375 AK-47s.

Equipping NATO's 225 thugs with weapons..
NATO equipped 225 AK-47s.

You Win!

Your Alliance thugs shot 938 bullets.
Your thugs shot 41,250 bullets.
3,675 of the bullets hit NATO's boyz.
You killed 225 of NATO's thugs in the raid
NATO's thugs shot 6,750 bullets.
540 of the bullets hit your thugs.
45 of your thugs died during the invasion.

Your thugs do a thorough search of the house and find $15243.

Your whores made $41,400 for this turn.
You are left with $39,330 after payout to whores and thugs.

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Attacking victim #125285 Zero420
Your 938 alliance thugs joined your posse.
Equipping your 1357 thugs with weapons..
You equipped 1357 AK-47s.

Equipping Zero420's 234 thugs with weapons..
Zero420 equipped 234 AK-47s.

You Win!

Your Alliance thugs shot 938 bullets.
Your thugs shot 40,710 bullets.
3,632 of the bullets hit Zero420's boyz.
You killed 234 of Zero420's thugs in the raid
Zero420's thugs shot 7,020 bullets.
562 of the bullets hit your thugs.
47 of your thugs died during the invasion.

Your crew busted down Zero420 door and ganked $0 worth of dead presidents in a K-Y Jelly jar.

Your whores made $24,840 for this turn.
You are left with $0 after payout to whores and thugs.

~ See ya next round!